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Bulldawg is One Hilarious Bitch

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My homegirl wrote this on her blog about man chowder in tangent and I never laughed so fucking hard all week. Goddamn. Tears coming out of my eyes, I swear.

When I was in the seven grade, this kid told me that Bon Jovi swallowed sperm. I didn’t even know what sperm was at that point. Then I watched “The Miracle of Life” and it made me sick. You all know what I’m talking about. Man — the scene when you see the baby’s starting to come out of that lady’s vagina… that was the worst. Then, you see this green stuff just splurt out of it. It was just the grossest thing I have ever seen. So what does Bon Jovi have to do with this? Absolutely nothing. I’m just listening to Bon Jovi as I am writing.

I’m going to confess, actually. I downloaded some Bon Jovi MIDIs last week (among others), went to town on them, and then ran them thru an online WAP API. So, that means I have brand -spanking new Bon Jovi ringtones ready to be assigned to some unsuspecting person who undeservedly gets marked with a Bon Jovi ringtone. You would think that having over 50 ringtones for different people that call me is enough, but it never is.

As for the ringtones and why people are assigned the ones they have in my phone — that very well may be a post for an entirely different day.


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